The signs have been posted. The streets have been cleaned. The grass has been cut. The weeds have been trimmed. The flowers have been watered. The trash has been picked up. The stores have been stocked. The quilts have been hung. The Ferris wheel has been tested.

The trees have been polished. The sheep have been fluffed. The rain clouds have been moved. The bears have been relocated. The escaped shopping carts have been detained. The gas prices have been raised. The moon has been eclipsed.

We’re ready!