Do we have any volunteers to monitor the city patchwork sewage pipes? All shifts, all days available for civic- and environmentally-minded individuals. No experience needed, but the ability to see a leak or read a gauge is helpful.

Volunteers are encouraged to bring gauges, duct tape, concrete patches, spackle, chewing gum, putty, mortar, superglue, joint compound, and shovels. Snacks will be provided. Contact information unavailable at this time.